Juxtaglossary Lately, we've taken to calling the songs we've written "juxtaporiginals" at our shows. This inspired Ryan's mom to come up with this cute little list, posted here for your amusement: Juxtaposers - n. pl. An acoustic singing duo of two musicians, Bill Chapin and Ryan McInnis, whose music "defies classification." Juxtaposettes - n. pl. Female fans and groupies of the band Juxtaposers which includes, but is not limited to: the band's girlfriends, their moms, several middle-aged ladies, female friends and other women who happen along at any given time. Juxtapozilla - n. What happens when a Juxtaposer has too much whiskey and rum, and things turn ugly. Juxtapolicious - adj. A word that describes anything that a Juxtaposer finds yummy like Scottish Meatballs. Juxtaposaires - n. pl. French for Juxtaposers. Juxtaposoodles - n. A new breakfast cereal. Juxtaposamabob - n. A mouth harp, kazoo, nose flute or other thingamagig used to make music by the Juxtaposers. Juxtapomatic - n. It slices, it dices, it juliennes. Juxtapozo - n. When a Juxtaposer dresses or behaves like a clown. Juxtaposology - n. The study of Juxtaposers. Juxtaposcide - n. Death by Juxtaposers. Juxtaposhuffle - n. A dance performed to the Juxtaposers' music. Juxtaposooper - n. What happens when you cross a Juxtaposer with someone from the U.P. Juxtaposool! - interj. An exclamation used to denote surprise or excitement. Juxtaposaholic - n. Anyone who can't get enough of the Juxtaposers.